I  made breakfast for my mom & I.

I made egg whites with bell peppers, scrambled ofcourse. While I was making them, she was saying “I dont like my eggs raw”, I was like “Who told you I did??”  

Bitch please!

If I ate my eggs raw I think I’d have gotten sick a long time ago. PLUS I wasnt even done cooking them when she said this… I mean really???!!!

That’s my mom folks, I’m not even done doing stuff when she starts her complaining. I love her despite her flaws, she’s funny & kinda crazy. Lethal combo!