My mother in law came over on Friday and brought over Christmas presents for Jocelyn. Well she brought a shit load of toys, that Jocelyn literally gives 2 shits about. She prefers to play with my laptop, phone, a empty water bottle. WHAT is wrong with my baby?

truth.

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Its heaven in a can.

And bought a case of mango juice in cans. That SHIT is fuckn GOOD!!! All I do is drink mango juice.

beautiful men! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

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paluegoestarde:

darkandchaos:

10k

yo quiero unos jars así :c

ooooh pretty

Roy: It’s about time you got back it’s been all go.

(…)

Roy: No. And while I was working, she rested a cup on my back.

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hartzprod:

As a capital citizen, it is my duty to find the perfect outfit for premiere of the games. So excited! Sucks to be to be a tribute! ha!

I have these books, I just havent bothered to read them… Daniel read them.

Meh! I probably wont bother with the movie either.. 

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